This item is for the big game hunter that already has boars, lions, elephants and rhinos adorning his/her wall. What else do they need? Well... to make people believe that they went back in time and killed a dino-fucking-saur.
"Our Toscano-exclusive wall trophy celebrates one of history's largest known land predators, the fabled T-Rex! This amazingly detailed sculpture releases nearly a foot-and-a-half from the wall to boast details cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with realistic color and texture."
I suppose the greatest irony is that they're marketing this product to hunters, who take pride in bringing down beasts themselves, as opposed to you know, having them made in a factory with impact resin. Brilliant.
The other question is of course what kind of home decor you need to have to make this sculpture work in a room. I suppose a Bolivian jungle theme would work, but make sure guests to your home have all have malaria pills.
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