Field Dressing a Moose

If it was ever your dream to be laughed at daily by total strangers, or want the latest, catchiest eye wear marketed exclusively to mad scientists that never quite made it to the big time? This item is for you.

Wearing binoculars on your face saves you the time and hassle of finding your binoculars, lifting them from the bag all the way to your face - wasting precious seconds and energy.

Now with our revolutionary new technology, instead of holding to your binoculars with your hands, your hands are now free to do other things that you would typically do while looking through telephoto lenses - such as:

- Riding a lawn mower
- Fencing
- Operating a forklift
- Teaching penguins how to tap dance
- Marinating a whole pig
- And many more!

Best of all, the binoculars stay on your face even when you turn to speak to your closeby companion, causing several awkward moments of conversation where all you can really think of is how big their pores are.

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