Sunday, September 7, 2008

If only everything was so comically large

This item was unapologetically lifted from the brookstone catalog. Its size is perfect for the average Texan, who will still likely spend several hours trying to figure out how to get picture-in-picture working so as to be able to watch NASCAR and wheel of fortune at the same time. Oh Vanna you heartbreaker...

Anyway, what does the common man think of the remote that requires both hands to operate?

"Not easy to lose because of its size. bad thing - no previous channel button" writes BKIMPALA from Chicago.

I would hope that this idea will be adopted on other products that are easy to lose - Cell phones for one, should be the size of bricks, and pens should all be about this size. And trying to find out the time from a watch that can be easily misplaced? No thanks, wear a full sized wall clock around your neck instead. FLAVA FLAAAAAAV!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hot Dog Fingers is a serious disease. Are you going to start mocking advancements in wheel chair technology next you insensitive clod?

The Evil Spatula said...

Nonsense. The last advancement in wheelchair technology was wheels.