Marketing to Fish With Opposible Thumbs

Once in a great while, a product comes along that is so stupid that it just astounds and frightens all the other inmates in the lunatic asylum.

This giant floating eyeball reminds me of Ben Stein's clear-eyes commercials, made during his spare time when he isn't waging jihad against science and Ferris Bueller or allowing Jimmy Kimmel to give his money away.

A speaker the floats in water - because your pool is so vast, it's impractical to install speakers on dry land that doesn't run on batteries... Or perhaps in the dystopic world of tomorrow, the earth is entirely covered by water, and the only means of playing recorded sound must also be amphibious? They should really make a movie set in such a world of water... and they will call it, "World of Water"