Ever have trouble with your ground coming loose? Just flapping about at the slightest breeze? Ever wake up in the morning and wonder where your lawn went? Well, worry no more, because now you can nail it down to bedrock with these giant nails.
It's recommended that you use a large mallet to drive these in nice and tight. Comically oversized mallets are available from the nearest cartoon coyote chasing oddly annoying avian species.
Review:
"Easy to use, long lasting, and highly effective! eliminated my mole problem and my yard looks great. Without a doubt a must for all my homes in the future. You won't be disappointed!"
All your homes? I guess we've pretty much found the culprit responsible for flipping homes and causing the greatest economic catastrophe in recent memory maybe?
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Um.. hello?! It's obviously John McCain. There you have it ladies and gentlemen.. John McCain hates moles!!! You heard it hear first.
it's a risky thing to admit to not liking moles, but that's john mccain, he'll come out and say it. Because he's a maverick, he's not a member of the washington elite.
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