The Eyes Follow You Around The Room

The first words when I saw this was literally "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?" Someone, at some point, thought that it would be a good idea to build a shelf that is also a freestanding sarcophagus.

Now, this may be a good place to store your valuables, cash, and jewelry. After all, a burglar would break into your lavishly appointed study, but all he sees is a creepy reminder of times long ago when the rich got their jollies by looting tombs and displaying these ill-gotten pieces of macabre art. Why would he open it and risk the curse of the mummy? Little does he know you're keeping your cash and blood diamonds in there.

And if you're thinking a bit more "long term", you can certainly hollow out the "shelf", remove the shelves, and use it as your very own vehicle to the land of Osiris.* - mummification fee extra.

By the way:

• This product is not available for shipment to Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico

Probably because shipping to the non-contiguous states require passage over international airspace, and transporting such an item most likely violates numerous international treaties on trading in antiquities, not to mention the rules of good taste.